miraculoustang:

Reblog if you’d like a message from a curious anon

(Source: m-orphium)

I apologize for not being online more often. I’ve had… Other matters to attend to. I’m here now, though, so if anyone would like to talk for a while, I’ll happily converse with you.

Ships, headcannons, magic anons, curious anons, creepy anons. You name it, I want it!

sporadicmelursus started following you

Oh, a new follower? I don’t believe we’ve met. My name is Rose Lalonde, and you are?

karkat-knight-of-blood replied to your post: SOME HUMAN FEMALE. I BELIEVE HER NAME WAS ROXY?

SHE GIVES ME THE FUCKING CREEPS. I REALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO EAT MY FACE OFF A FEW TIMES.

You laugh lightly. Only Karkat would say something as silly as that.

I highly doubt she’d do that. She’s a flirt, but she’d never act on it unless she actually had feelings for you. Don’t worry about her, though, all right?

drawmesomepornography:

fluorescentperfection:

drawmesomepornography started following you

Hello, there. My name is Rose Lalonde, and you are?

HELLO, HuMAN.
YOu MAY REFER TO ME AS uMBRAGE.
 

Very well, I shall call you Umbrage.

I would state how odd of a name that is, but I’ve met other trolls with names just as questionable.

drawmesomepornography started following you

Hello, there. My name is Rose Lalonde, and you are?

(Source: justroleplaythings)

karkat-knight-of-blood sent: SOME HUMAN FEMALE. I BELIEVE HER NAME WAS ROXY?

Ah, Roxy. Yes, she can be a bit of a… Pest, at times. But she’s a nice girl, I promise. An alcoholic, yes, but a nice girl nonetheless.